I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Randomize
