I don't get it.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything