We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Randomize
