is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
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