Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
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The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
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Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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