I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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