Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
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someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
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She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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