she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
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The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
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She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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