is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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