best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
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Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
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I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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