I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I understand Curling. That high.
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On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
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If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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