Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
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I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
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he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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