yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
oh god the rape fog is back!
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
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We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
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ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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