honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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