Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
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It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
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Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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