3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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