so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
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Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
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You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
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