he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
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I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
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Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
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