god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
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He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
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How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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