it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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