i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
vagina is talking i cant
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
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It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
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Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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