Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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