Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
where does the pee come out of this thing
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the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
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Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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