whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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