no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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