Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
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It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
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I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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