This dress was meant to end up on your floor
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
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She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
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Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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