just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
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