Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
only you would photoshop your dick
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
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I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
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Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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