sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
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I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
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I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
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