haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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