so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
This is my gift to your gina
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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