$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
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I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
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Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.