Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
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I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
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I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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