Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
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She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
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Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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