Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
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She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
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no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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