i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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