are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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