lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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