I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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