yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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