i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
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Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
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You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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