Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
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