he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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