belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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