brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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