just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
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IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
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just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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