**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
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