If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
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It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
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I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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