i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Fuck appropriateness.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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