your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
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I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
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Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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