real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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