it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
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We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
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He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
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