Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
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some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
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Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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