Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
